I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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