So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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