i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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