I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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