What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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