Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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