dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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