Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Every concussion has its silver lining
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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