just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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