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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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