I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"it" just moved
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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