Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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