You're my little dorito
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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