I can't watch pbs sober anymore
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she smelled like a LAN party
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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