I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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