Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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