im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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