I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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