CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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