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I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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