3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I would fuck him just for his dog
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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