Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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