420 ftw
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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