I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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