First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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