She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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