Christians are straight up FREAKS
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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