Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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