WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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