so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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