OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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