No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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