I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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