Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
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