I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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