We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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