She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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