Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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