O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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