Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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