She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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