She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i've created a new STD.
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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