at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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