Who did Billy Mays play for?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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