did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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