Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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