All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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