That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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