youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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