What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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